drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
-fuckthisscene: I’m not sure why people get so obsessed with “getting even” with their exes by doing things like posting their naked pics? No matter what happened, if you guys were in a relationship you once had feelings for each other, and if he/she is now your ex then it’s over. Instead of dwelling on such negative emotions, just wish each other the best, get rid of anything personal related...
internet-slang: Whenever people are mean or rude I just want to get a spray bottle and be like “no bad person stop being mean no” and just spray them with water
Lmao, this is fucking true
sodamnrelatable: When my parents call: When my boo calls: When that annoying nigga who i try to be nice to calls:
epic-humor: occultalux: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid oh see more
In a perfect world...
Walked into a store last December…the only pants they had in my size were an Extra Large…I didnt buy them cause I knew I would be working out like a boss…so I went back to the store a few weeks ago and saw the same jeans in a small and I decided to try them on today… I fit them perfectly. Excuse me while I go cry myself into a perfect world of complete happiness.
I dont think I have ever been this scared of losing someone. His madre was right…life becomes much more…different when you find someone who loves you for you…no strings attached…no commercialized concepts of what he believes I should look like….someone who just loves me…. this is some crazy shit….
Lessons from Society
The only thing I learned from college and society in general so far is that apparently the less clothes you have on the prettier you are…
The struggle to free Patricia Wright before she... →
numol: Ms. Patricia Wright suffers terribly from Stage 4 cancer with days to live and is requesting a compassionate release to be with her family in her final stages of this terminal disease. Ms. Wright is also blind and has been since in her teens. Although, Ms. Wright was “sentenced to life without the possibility of parole” she has maintained her innocence of the crime of which she has...
josh peck… to lawd be da glorehhh
His birthday is coming up and I have nothing to give him D: Even though he irks the fudge out of me sometimes…I still wish I could give him everything he’s ever wanted…he’s such a good man….I’ve never had anyone treat me the way he does..and I have nothing to show for it…
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
cant find a job →
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tsunamiwavesurfing: black love is when you text her til she falls asleep and you don’t get a text back so you sitting there like “the fuck this bitch doin? i know she suckin some dick right now” but you still text her the next day
Plus Size Store Directory →
phalange: crowcrow: fatshionstyle: STORE DIRECTORY This is where fashionablefatties picks up most of their clothes, and they won’t link to a site where they haven’t personally tried it out or know that it’s quality from a reputable source. Once they do a store review, they will put up a link to the review next to the store link. Sizes are stated in US by default unless otherwise stated. ...
theinnocenceleft: Bill Gates trying to get rid of basically all deadly diseases. In the next twenty years. And called it doable. You better work Bill.
How do 5 gay men walk? One direction